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((Hello! Just a quick post to say that I’ve been ridiculously busy with the end of the semester, but I do plan on updating here as soon as I possibly can. Sorry about that! More ~fashion~ to come soon.))

> Continue to answer email.

You’ve got so many! You’d better finish answering these while you try to get your mind to wander to slightly less tempting images of Rose.

Yes I Have Designed For All Of My Friends Havent I Already Said This

I Have Indeed Designed For Karkat

I Have To Keep My Designs Tame For Now Or He Will Simply Not Wear Them

He Can Be Very Frustrating

Karkat will be walking in your upcoming RUNWAY SHOW, though, so he will just have to wear whatever you decide.

I Have Also Attempted To Design For Terezi

For Instance Once She Approached Me With The Desire For A “Human Date Outfit” To Go On A “Human Date” With Dave Strider Which She Seemed To Think Involved A Battle To The Death For Some Reason

I Had A Very Nice Simple Design In Mind

Unfortunately She Showed Up For Her Initial Visit In An Outfit More Like This

Terezi Pyrope is very close to becoming a NEOPHYTE LEGISLACERATOR. She is VERY INTELLIGENT and sometimes VERY FRIGHTENING. You like her a lot, but you do not understand how she gets away with wearing crocs to TROLL LAW SCHOOL, let alone everything else she wears.

Probably because she is BLIND.

I Do Not Think We Have The Same Taste In Clothes So It Is Quite Difficult To Design For Terezi

She Has Told Me Some Of My Most Prized Designs “Don’t Taste Good” Which Is One Of The Most Idiotic Things I Have Ever Heard

However I Will Keep Trying

Terezi is also walking in your upcoming RUNWAY SHOW. All of your friends are.

Or else.

Anonymous asked: naw, that's what i meant! i mean you write it as though she uses punctuation, but she never does in canon. sorry i worded that badly >_<

((Oh, no problem—I didn’t even realize I’d been doing that! I’ve gone back and fixed the previous entries. :)

Sorry for so many ooc posts in a row! Update soon!))

Anonymous asked: (( i think that anon was trying to point out that you've been using punctuation in your Kanaya dialogue ))

((Oh, whoops! Thanks, anon! I totally misunderstood! I will keep that in mind. Now back your regularly scheduled blog, haha))

Anonymous asked: i really really like this blog!! but when you write kanaya's dialogue, she doesn't speak with punctuation, and it gets my ocd a-flarin'. it's just a tiny thing but i wanted to bring it up nonetheless. >_<

((Hi, thanks! Kanaya does not actually write with punctuation in any of her canon pesterlogs either, though, as far as I can tell! (or she uses it very minimally).

Sorry for another OOC post; I am going to make another update soon!))

&gt; You&#8217;ve got more email. Check it!
You might as well, since you&#8217;re apparently going to need a moment to get your mind off LINGER8. Er, LINGERIE.
Goodness, who are all these people emailing you? Rose must have gotten the word out about you through her NUMEROUS DARK FANTASY FANS. You are not sure why she would do that. She is so interesting.


Oh Yes
I Quite Enjoy Designing Clothes For Uneventful Wear Or As Humans Would Call Them I Guess &#8220;Everyday Clothes&#8221;
For Example Here Are Some Outfits I Designed For Jade Harley Who Wanted Colorful Clothes



Jade Harley was told she could become anything she wanted, so she became a DOG. You think she is absolutely ADORABLE.


I Will Admit Gowns Are My Favorite Though
I Find Them Very Appealing
One Can Be Very Mysterious In A Gown
I Do Not Currently Have An Assistant Because I Am Picky However I Will Probably Look For One In The Future

You don&#8217;t have an assistant because you are pretty sure everyone you know would FUCK UP YOUR DESIGNS. Not that they aren&#8217;t all lovely trolls and humans and your GOOD FRIENDS and mostly VERY TALENTED AT WHAT THEY DO.
But they would fuck up your designs.
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&gt; Continue to answer email.

> You’ve got more email. Check it!

You might as well, since you’re apparently going to need a moment to get your mind off LINGER8. Er, LINGERIE.

Goodness, who are all these people emailing you? Rose must have gotten the word out about you through her NUMEROUS DARK FANTASY FANS. You are not sure why she would do that. She is so interesting.

Oh Yes

I Quite Enjoy Designing Clothes For Uneventful Wear Or As Humans Would Call Them I Guess “Everyday Clothes”

For Example Here Are Some Outfits I Designed For Jade Harley Who Wanted Colorful Clothes

Jade Harley was told she could become anything she wanted, so she became a DOG. You think she is absolutely ADORABLE.

I Will Admit Gowns Are My Favorite Though

I Find Them Very Appealing

One Can Be Very Mysterious In A Gown

I Do Not Currently Have An Assistant Because I Am Picky However I Will Probably Look For One In The Future

You don’t have an assistant because you are pretty sure everyone you know would FUCK UP YOUR DESIGNS. Not that they aren’t all lovely trolls and humans and your GOOD FRIENDS and mostly VERY TALENTED AT WHAT THEY DO.

But they would fuck up your designs.

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> Continue to answer email.

&gt; View next design
Here&#8217;s another design idea, next to a dress sketch that you made for your friend Miss Aradia Megido a while ago. 
You just think dark purple and jade green go very well together. Other than that, the&#8212;wait. That&#8217;s not your handwriting.


You&#8217;re fairly certain your KIND OF FRIEND????? Vriska Serket, gambler extraordinaire, wrote this drunkenly in your sketchbook when you made the mistake of leaving it not inside of an impenetrable safe in her presence last week. You think it&#8217;s meant to say &#8220;Lingerie.&#8221; Clearly, she was trying to get a rise out of you by writing it so close to the image of your BIGGEST DREAM CLIENT ELDRITCH PRINCESS OF YOUR HEART. It is laughable that Vriska thought she would succeed. Your mind is too focused on your task to be sidetracked by such oh god you can&#8217;t stop thinking about it.


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&gt; You’ve got more email. Check it!

> View next design

Here’s another design idea, next to a dress sketch that you made for your friend Miss Aradia Megido a while ago. 

You just think dark purple and jade green go very well together. Other than that, the—wait. That’s not your handwriting.

You’re fairly certain your KIND OF FRIEND????? Vriska Serket, gambler extraordinaire, wrote this drunkenly in your sketchbook when you made the mistake of leaving it not inside of an impenetrable safe in her presence last week. You think it’s meant to say “Lingerie.” Clearly, she was trying to get a rise out of you by writing it so close to the image of your BIGGEST DREAM CLIENT ELDRITCH PRINCESS OF YOUR HEART. It is laughable that Vriska thought she would succeed. Your mind is too focused on your task to be sidetracked by such oh god you can’t stop thinking about it.

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> You’ve got more email. Check it!

> Look through your designs already!

Alongside your many designs for your numerous other FRIENDS who will no doubt show up in this silly narration later (you do like EVERY GIRL, and your MALE FRIENDS do need all the help they can get), you have your set of gown design ideas for Rose. Designing for her is your BIGGEST DREAM, after all.

> Start with a robe and wizard hat

Your literal wizard design has a strange fashionable appeal. You think the hat looks rather silly, though. You are not really sure what human wizard hats are supposed to look like.

Rose would probably ACTUALLY LIKE THIS due to its FANTASY APPEAL.

You think you need to TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL, though, whatever that means. You hear that on television shows a lot. Not that you watch a lot of television in your free time, as you’re normally too busy with very refined activities such as drinking exotic tea infused with AB+ human blood, or finding small animals and donating them to the lunch fund of the Mother Grub.

Your favorite television show is Real Housewives of New Jersey.

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> View next design

&gt; Answer text
Oh, it&#8217;s a text from another GOOD FRIEND of yours, Karkat Vantas, notorious for&#8230; giving hugely unsuccessful pep talks, you think? At least, that is the CAREER GOAL he&#8217;d decided on three months ago, the most recent in a long and disappointing line of career goals since he gave up his dream of being a Threshecutioner in a disturbing fit of LOVE FOR TROLLKIND.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

Wow, is he rude.

Pardon Me But That Was Really Quite Uncalled For And I Feel Rather Shocked That You Would Interrupt Me During Work Hours With Such A Text
By Which I Mean
Wow Rude

You do not think Karkat realizes he is being rude most of the time. That is why you are HERE TO REMIND HIM.

OH DAMN IT.
UH.
I DIDN&#8217;T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
I JUST WANTED TO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT YOU&#8217;RE UP TO AND IF YOU&#8217;RE BUSY.
I WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY.
HA HA KARKAT YOU DISMAL WRITHING EXCUSE FOR A SENTIENT BEING WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN THINKING, WHY DO I NEVER LISTEN TO THE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE WORDS THAT PROJECT THEMSELVES FROM MY VARIOUS ORIFICES LIKE ANGRY LAVA VOMIT WHO THE FUCK&#8230;

He will go on like this if you don&#8217;t stop him, texting you and texting you and texting you with words of self-loathing and then you will not be able to get any work done and WIN ROSE&#8217;S HEART no, what, that is not at all what you are trying to do.

AND OKAY I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU COULD HELP ME WITH SOMETHING, JEGUS I AM SUCH A TOOL
Karkat It Is All Right
However I Am Extraordinarily Busy At The Moment So I Will Have To Speak With You At A Later Time
OH. OKAY.
Good Bye
Also Try Not To Wear Black And Gray Today
You Should Really Wear A Warmer And Lighter Color You Would Look So Much Nicer
Also Do Something With Your Hair It Is Atrocious

Your phone buzzes again, but you ignore it. It&#8217;s really past time you GOT DOWN TO BUSINESS and looked over these DESIGNS for your lovely miss Rose Lalonde, and surely this conversation with Karkat will be in no way relevant in the future.
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&gt; Look through your designs already!

> Answer text

Oh, it’s a text from another GOOD FRIEND of yours, Karkat Vantas, notorious for… giving hugely unsuccessful pep talks, you think? At least, that is the CAREER GOAL he’d decided on three months ago, the most recent in a long and disappointing line of career goals since he gave up his dream of being a Threshecutioner in a disturbing fit of LOVE FOR TROLLKIND.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

Wow, is he rude.

Pardon Me But That Was Really Quite Uncalled For And I Feel Rather Shocked That You Would Interrupt Me During Work Hours With Such A Text

By Which I Mean

Wow Rude

You do not think Karkat realizes he is being rude most of the time. That is why you are HERE TO REMIND HIM.

OH DAMN IT.

UH.

I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

I JUST WANTED TO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT YOU’RE UP TO AND IF YOU’RE BUSY.

I WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY.

HA HA KARKAT YOU DISMAL WRITHING EXCUSE FOR A SENTIENT BEING WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN THINKING, WHY DO I NEVER LISTEN TO THE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE WORDS THAT PROJECT THEMSELVES FROM MY VARIOUS ORIFICES LIKE ANGRY LAVA VOMIT WHO THE FUCK…

He will go on like this if you don’t stop him, texting you and texting you and texting you with words of self-loathing and then you will not be able to get any work done and WIN ROSE’S HEART no, what, that is not at all what you are trying to do.

AND OKAY I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU COULD HELP ME WITH SOMETHING, JEGUS I AM SUCH A TOOL

Karkat It Is All Right

However I Am Extraordinarily Busy At The Moment So I Will Have To Speak With You At A Later Time

OH. OKAY.

Good Bye

Also Try Not To Wear Black And Gray Today

You Should Really Wear A Warmer And Lighter Color You Would Look So Much Nicer

Also Do Something With Your Hair It Is Atrocious

Your phone buzzes again, but you ignore it. It’s really past time you GOT DOWN TO BUSINESS and looked over these DESIGNS for your lovely miss Rose Lalonde, and surely this conversation with Karkat will be in no way relevant in the future.

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> Look through your designs already!

==&gt; look through your design sketchbook
You look through your SKETCHBOOK, full of design ideas, and try to oh no wait someone is texting you.
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&gt; Answer text

==> look through your design sketchbook

You look through your SKETCHBOOK, full of design ideas, and try to oh no wait someone is texting you.

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> Answer text