((Hello! Just a quick post to say that I’ve been ridiculously busy with the end of the semester, but I do plan on updating here as soon as I possibly can. Sorry about that! More ~fashion~ to come soon.))
> Continue to answer email.
You’ve got so many! You’d better finish answering these while you try to get your mind to wander to slightly less tempting images of Rose.
Yes I Have Designed For All Of My Friends Havent I Already Said This
I Have Indeed Designed For Karkat
I Have To Keep My Designs Tame For Now Or He Will Simply Not Wear Them
He Can Be Very Frustrating
Karkat will be walking in your upcoming RUNWAY SHOW, though, so he will just have to wear whatever you decide.
I Have Also Attempted To Design For Terezi
For Instance Once She Approached Me With The Desire For A “Human Date Outfit” To Go On A “Human Date” With Dave Strider Which She Seemed To Think Involved A Battle To The Death For Some Reason
I Had A Very Nice Simple Design In Mind
Unfortunately She Showed Up For Her Initial Visit In An Outfit More Like This
Terezi Pyrope is very close to becoming a NEOPHYTE LEGISLACERATOR. She is VERY INTELLIGENT and sometimes VERY FRIGHTENING. You like her a lot, but you do not understand how she gets away with wearing crocs to TROLL LAW SCHOOL, let alone everything else she wears.
Probably because she is BLIND.
I Do Not Think We Have The Same Taste In Clothes So It Is Quite Difficult To Design For Terezi
She Has Told Me Some Of My Most Prized Designs “Don’t Taste Good” Which Is One Of The Most Idiotic Things I Have Ever Heard
However I Will Keep Trying
Terezi is also walking in your upcoming RUNWAY SHOW. All of your friends are.
Anonymous asked: naw, that's what i meant! i mean you write it as though she uses punctuation, but she never does in canon. sorry i worded that badly >_<
((Oh, no problem—I didn’t even realize I’d been doing that! I’ve gone back and fixed the previous entries. :)
Sorry for so many ooc posts in a row! Update soon!))
Anonymous asked: (( i think that anon was trying to point out that you've been using punctuation in your Kanaya dialogue ))
((Oh, whoops! Thanks, anon! I totally misunderstood! I will keep that in mind. Now back your regularly scheduled blog, haha))
Anonymous asked: i really really like this blog!! but when you write kanaya's dialogue, she doesn't speak with punctuation, and it gets my ocd a-flarin'. it's just a tiny thing but i wanted to bring it up nonetheless. >_<
((Hi, thanks! Kanaya does not actually write with punctuation in any of her canon pesterlogs either, though, as far as I can tell! (or she uses it very minimally).
Sorry for another OOC post; I am going to make another update soon!))
> You’ve got more email. Check it!
You might as well, since you’re apparently going to need a moment to get your mind off LINGER8. Er, LINGERIE.
Goodness, who are all these people emailing you? Rose must have gotten the word out about you through her NUMEROUS DARK FANTASY FANS. You are not sure why she would do that. She is so interesting.
I Quite Enjoy Designing Clothes For Uneventful Wear Or As Humans Would Call Them I Guess “Everyday Clothes”
For Example Here Are Some Outfits I Designed For Jade Harley Who Wanted Colorful Clothes
Jade Harley was told she could become anything she wanted, so she became a DOG. You think she is absolutely ADORABLE.
I Will Admit Gowns Are My Favorite Though
I Find Them Very Appealing
One Can Be Very Mysterious In A Gown
I Do Not Currently Have An Assistant Because I Am Picky However I Will Probably Look For One In The Future
You don’t have an assistant because you are pretty sure everyone you know would FUCK UP YOUR DESIGNS. Not that they aren’t all lovely trolls and humans and your GOOD FRIENDS and mostly VERY TALENTED AT WHAT THEY DO.
But they would fuck up your designs.
> View next design
Here’s another design idea, next to a dress sketch that you made for your friend Miss Aradia Megido a while ago.
You just think dark purple and jade green go very well together. Other than that, the—wait. That’s not your handwriting.
You’re fairly certain your KIND OF FRIEND????? Vriska Serket, gambler extraordinaire, wrote this drunkenly in your sketchbook when you made the mistake of leaving it not inside of an impenetrable safe in her presence last week. You think it’s meant to say “Lingerie.” Clearly, she was trying to get a rise out of you by writing it so close to the image of your BIGGEST DREAM CLIENT ELDRITCH PRINCESS OF YOUR HEART. It is laughable that Vriska thought she would succeed. Your mind is too focused on your task to be sidetracked by such oh god you can’t stop thinking about it.
> Answer text
Oh, it’s a text from another GOOD FRIEND of yours, Karkat Vantas, notorious for… giving hugely unsuccessful pep talks, you think? At least, that is the CAREER GOAL he’d decided on three months ago, the most recent in a long and disappointing line of career goals since he gave up his dream of being a Threshecutioner in a disturbing fit of LOVE FOR TROLLKIND.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Wow, is he rude.
Pardon Me But That Was Really Quite Uncalled For And I Feel Rather Shocked That You Would Interrupt Me During Work Hours With Such A Text
By Which I Mean
You do not think Karkat realizes he is being rude most of the time. That is why you are HERE TO REMIND HIM.
OH DAMN IT.
I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
I JUST WANTED TO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT YOU’RE UP TO AND IF YOU’RE BUSY.
I WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY.
HA HA KARKAT YOU DISMAL WRITHING EXCUSE FOR A SENTIENT BEING WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN THINKING, WHY DO I NEVER LISTEN TO THE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE WORDS THAT PROJECT THEMSELVES FROM MY VARIOUS ORIFICES LIKE ANGRY LAVA VOMIT WHO THE FUCK…
He will go on like this if you don’t stop him, texting you and texting you and texting you with words of self-loathing and then you will not be able to get any work done and
WIN ROSE’S HEART no, what, that is not at all what you are trying to do.
AND OKAY I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU COULD HELP ME WITH SOMETHING, JEGUS I AM SUCH A TOOL
Karkat It Is All Right
However I Am Extraordinarily Busy At The Moment So I Will Have To Speak With You At A Later Time
Also Try Not To Wear Black And Gray Today
You Should Really Wear A Warmer And Lighter Color You Would Look So Much Nicer
Also Do Something With Your Hair It Is Atrocious
Your phone buzzes again, but you ignore it. It’s really past time you GOT DOWN TO BUSINESS and looked over these DESIGNS for your lovely miss Rose Lalonde, and surely this conversation with Karkat will be in no way relevant in the future.
==> look through your design sketchbook
You look through your SKETCHBOOK, full of design ideas, and try to oh no wait someone is texting you.